kitten constellations
thedarkdivide:

yessssssssss!

thedarkdivide:

yessssssssss!

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I am the master of screenshots

I am the master of screenshots

grateful-edd:

I am the left brain. I am a scientist. A mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate. Linear. Analytical. Strategic. I am practical. Always in control. A master of words and language. Realistic. I calculate questions and play with numbers. I am order. I am logic. I know exactly who I am.

I am the right brain. I am creativity. A free spirit. I am passion. Yearning. Sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter. I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath bare feet. I am movement. Vivid colors. I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas. I am boundless imagination. Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be. 

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alisseus:

Melon is a fun word to say but it’s even more fun to say it the way my little brother and I say it.

We’ve been talking like this ever since the flight from San Diego to Chicago.

I mostly just like the end.

Our voices sound exactly alike omg.

lulz-time:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

Octopus chandeliers by Adam Wallacavage

susnshin:

oh my gosh

susnshin:

oh my gosh

avatarstateyipyip:

clothobuerocracy:

datkarkatass:

elevatorgoingdown:

soshootastar:

who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom

 

Only REAL fans remember when Pluto was still a planet B(

pluto bby come back

I have a highschool AU where Pluto is in love with Jupiter but they can never be together because Jupiter is captain of the football team and Pluto is just a lonesome and nerdy planetoid.

^^^^

you-crave-subjugation:

suddenlystark:

iamtonysnark:

pink-elastic:

water-tribe-korra:

last-lion-turtle:

bolt-the-badass-graduate:

pretty-bird-canary:

inbluedresses:

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

kibatheinsaneravenclaw:

captainseverusblackheart:

ghastlygrimandancientraven:


Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.Because some hunters marry angels.Because some Divas marry Squids.Because some Kings marry Warlocks.Because some aliens marry blue boxes.Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.Because some Doctors marry their Masters.Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.Because some hunters marry their trickstersBecause some meerkats marry hobbits.Because some Captains marry their First OfficersBecause some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.Because some fandoms marry other fandomsBecause some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.

Because some chocoholics marry albinos
Because some information brokers marry bodyguards
Because some consulting criminals marry consulting detectives
Because some spiders marry dogs

Because some demons marry reapers
Because some countries marry other countries
Because some weapons marry their meister

Because some Polar Bears that run Cafés marry tough Grizzly Bears
Because some ninjas who manipulate shadows marry ninjas with heightened senses and red face tattoos

Because some Trickster Gods marry Norse Gods of Thunder
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals
Because some Doctors marry Consulting Detectives
Because some Hunters Marry Angels
Because some Warlocks Marry Dollop Headed Princes
Because some Doctors marry Masters
Because some Time Agents marry Office Boys
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists

Because some brothers marry their bro— hey wait a second.
Because some OC’s marry canons….T_T

Because some red-headed computer techie redhead girls marry fishnet wearing songbirds. ;D

Because some blatant bad ass self insert archers marry bad ass metalbending chiefs. 

Because some daughters of rich inventors marry Avatars

OMFG gfzhsdhgf THIS^^^^^^^^ Korrasami ftw

Because some acrobats marry princesses.

Because some rich guys marry 70-year hibernated guys.

Because some genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropists marry Gods of Mischief.

Because some Lokis marry other Lokis because they’re just that beautiful for each other.

you-crave-subjugation:

suddenlystark:

iamtonysnark:

pink-elastic:

water-tribe-korra:

last-lion-turtle:

bolt-the-badass-graduate:

pretty-bird-canary:

inbluedresses:

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

kibatheinsaneravenclaw:

captainseverusblackheart:

ghastlygrimandancientraven:

Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.
Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.
Because some hunters marry angels.
Because some Divas marry Squids.
Because some Kings marry Warlocks.
Because some aliens marry blue boxes.
Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.
Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.
Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.
Because some Doctors marry their Masters.
Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.
Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.
Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.
Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.
Because some hunters marry their tricksters
Because some meerkats marry hobbits.
Because some Captains marry their First Officers
Because some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.
Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.
Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.
Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.
Because some fandoms marry other fandoms
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.

Because some chocoholics marry albinos

Because some information brokers marry bodyguards

Because some consulting criminals marry consulting detectives

Because some spiders marry dogs

Because some demons marry reapers

Because some countries marry other countries

Because some weapons marry their meister

Because some Polar Bears that run Cafés marry tough Grizzly Bears

Because some ninjas who manipulate shadows marry ninjas with heightened senses and red face tattoos

Because some Trickster Gods marry Norse Gods of Thunder

Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals

Because some Doctors marry Consulting Detectives

Because some Hunters Marry Angels

Because some Warlocks Marry Dollop Headed Princes

Because some Doctors marry Masters

Because some Time Agents marry Office Boys

Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists

Because some brothers marry their bro— hey wait a second.

Because some OC’s marry canons….T_T

Because some red-headed computer techie redhead girls marry fishnet wearing songbirds. ;D

Because some blatant bad ass self insert archers marry bad ass metalbending chiefs. 

Because some daughters of rich inventors marry Avatars

OMFG gfzhsdhgf THIS^^^^^^^^ Korrasami ftw

Because some acrobats marry princesses.

Because some rich guys marry 70-year hibernated guys.

Because some genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropists marry Gods of Mischief.

Because some Lokis marry other Lokis because they’re just that beautiful for each other.

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kamen-rider-equine:

hardboiledandwutnot:

mass-destruction:

shooptastic:

dignified-toddle:

why is the entire world not investing in this 

this is such a good investment why the fuck

guys this is good idea

omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes

…..HOLY SHIT

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER

HOLY SHIT BALLS

O_O

 

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